The 113th Annual Varsity Show:

A meager budget for your crappy student group isn't anything out of the ordinary.  So when the Activities Board at Columbia cuts the money allocated to Postcrypt, CTV's The Gates, and the French Cultural Society, it's no reason to suspect some vast conspiracy.  But when ABC captures David Helfand and tries to harness the power of science to find Alexander Hamilton's hidden treasure, it becomes evident something sinister is going on.

When someone inside ABC, a mysterious informant known only as "Strep Throat," brings word to the slighted students that a treasure hunt is on, the students hungrily join the search.  What transpires will thrill, astound, and pose the question, "How far will Columbia students go for money?"  The answer?  Far.  As long as it's not off campus.